Sellout Alcohol Aftershave Splash - 3.1 fl oz

No longer contains menthol in the bottle. A tiny bottle of menthol drops are now included with all splashes. Please do not use these drops for anything other than putting directly into aftershave. Keep away from children and pets. Don't get directly on skin, wash if you do. Use common sense.

You'll greet this scent with arms wide open. No longer will you have to ask yourself existential questions like "what's this life for?" You will break free from your own prison. You may even be taken higher in life, love, and happiness, though there's no guarantee of blind men regaining sight nor of golden streets.

Smells like a scent that rhymes with shmaventus, but is in no way affiliated with any other brand.

Ingredients: Hammamelis Virginiana (Witch Hazel) Water, SD Alcohol 40, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Vegetable Glycerine, Fragrance, Sodium Lactate, Allantoin, dL-panthenol, Menthol, Hippophae Rhamnoides (Sea Buckthorn) Fruit Extract, Salix Alba L. (White Willow) Bark Extract, Vitis Vinifera (Grape) Seed Extract